There have always been plenty of people to allege some corporate logos contain subliminal messages. One group of conspiracy fans has taken this further, claiming Taco Bells' "Run for the Border" campaign was actually designed to encourage illegal immigration. You may remember the continuing allegations that the Proctor & Gamble logo contains a Satanic symbol.

The guy next door is our neighborhood's angry-old man. A couple of nights ago, he sat in his car in front of his house for hours setting off and silencing the car's alarm system. I didn't start to worry until I found a piece of paper in his garbage can that was filled with the phrase "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"

My wife said she was going to a "Girl's Night Out" event this weekend. I said, "Don't you mean 'Older Women's Night' Out?" ... My wife and I are just a couple of romantics. I called her mid-week and asked, "Are we doing anything Saturday?" "Yes, we're going to that memorial service." "Probably not for our anniversary." "Oh." ... I was somewhat taken aback at the headline in the area weekly newspaper today: